if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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