The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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