garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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