guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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