let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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