you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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