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(310): View more from California

so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?

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(718): View more from New York

what happened last night?

(917): View more from New York City

u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style

(718): View more from New York

that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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(818): View more from California

I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.

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(410): View more from Maryland

she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.

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(585): View more from New York

I need to sanitize my soul.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.

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