I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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