I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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