Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Randomize
