let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
