I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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