i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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