Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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