He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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