I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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