Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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