If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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