she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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