can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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