scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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