if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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