Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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