Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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