The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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