i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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