You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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