When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
