we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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