belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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