I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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