I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is it because I queefed?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Less talking, more tequila
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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