My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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