i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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