He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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