How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
is it fun? or sober?
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