There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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