they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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