Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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