some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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