so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
no, he came in my armpit
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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