I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
