Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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