I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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