what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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