I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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