So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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