Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I wear drunk well.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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