? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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