Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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