1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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