Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just googled if crying burns calories
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
