I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We left an ass print on the piano.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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