so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
How does it feel to date your dad?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
