How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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