Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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