A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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