Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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